The College Admissions Scandal Isn’t Funny, It’s Infuriating Betches

Desperate HousewiveFull HouseHeads up, you need to keep up with the news. It’s not cute anymore. That’s why we’ve created a 5x weekly newsletter called The ‘Sup that will explain all the news of the week in a hilarious af way. Because if we weren’t laughing, we’d be crying. Sign up for The ‘Sup now! Images: Giphy (3), Twitter (2) Original Article : HERE ; This post was curated & posted using : RealSpecific

Here’s How The Celebrity College Admissions Scandal Actually Worked Betches

Get ready for all of your Full House fantasies to be shattered because Aunt Becky is in hot water. Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman and many other wealthy families were indicted yesterday on charges of mail fraud for using bribes to get their kids into elite colleges. On paper, these celebs were merely donating to charities that help “disadvantaged students,” but in reality the students they were helping are the opposite of disadvantaged. It was their own f*cking kids. Here’s how it all went down: rich people paid a man named William Rick Singer thousands of dollars to finagle their children into elite colleges like Harvard, Yale, and USC. Singer had a number of methods for rigging the system, including hiring …

Queen Vs New Product Line Is A Game Changer For Feminine Wellness Betches

Sponsored by Queen V Last summer (guys, remember summer?!), I wrote about the launch of feminine wellness brand Queen V. In case you missed it, Queen V is a female-run company that shares my frustration with mainstream feminine hygiene products: they’re gross, expensive, loaded with chemicals, and—in my personal experience—work about half the time. (If you’re internally rolling your eyes right now, you are either a man or have never had a vaginal issue. I will not be accepting comments from either group at this time.) Queen V’s products one-up existing products at every turn: they’re affordable, formulated with your comfort and health in mind, and f*cking cute. (Sue me, I love a good bathroom shelf aesthetic.)  I’m not just …

Some Of Our Favorite Celebs Were Indicted In A Huge College Admissions Scam Betches

It’s no big secret that the entire college admissions system in the US is f*cked up. College in general is way too expensive, there’s a huge amount of inequality based on race and income (among other things), and high schoolers are under a crazy amount of stress to figure out what they’re doing with the rest of their lives. And now, we have concrete evidence that the whole thing sucks even worse than we thought, because 40 people, including some celebrities, have been indicted for their involvement in a major college admissions scam. The whole story truly isn’t that surprising, mostly because I watched Gossip Girl, but it’s still pretty disappointing to know that this stuff actually happens in real life. …

The Best Bachelor Recap Youll Ever Read: The Women Tell All Betches

The BachelorArie just tweeted Okay, Arie. All the flavors in the world and you choose to be salty? Chris Harrison brings out the women, and it’s good to know that Jenna’s coke problem is still alive and well. ^^ Actual footage of Jenna at the tell-all I mean, if it’s not a coke problem then I’m sincerely alarmed by her energy levels. Sincerely. Alarmed. legal adultsprobably at gunpoint by a producerI’m sorry I can’t control that I was born in 1995! ME: Moving on. Chris invites Krystal up to the hot seat, and she seems to have matured since the last time we saw her. And by “matured” I mean she no longer sounds like a baby prostitute. Interesting. Let’s …

Mercury Is In Retrograde & Here’s What That Means For Your Sign Betches

It’s no wonder we go apesh*t before every single Mercury retrograde cycle. I mean, how could we not? It also doesn’t help that people all over our feeds (who know nothing about astrology) are huffing and puffing, warning the world about something they have absolutely no clue about. However, there’s more to this uber-obnoxious astrological transit than accidentally butt-dialing your ex, and my personal fave, the shitty wifi. Naturally, we all expect it to be Armageddon, because well, we think if we imagine the worst case scenario, then that means we’re prepared, but boy are we wrong! Anywho, I have a point, I swear, and it’s this: retrograde cycles are for re-visiting, re-evaluating, re-assessing, and re-examining things that have been …

Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau Are No Longer Together Betches

have broken up the Kardashians, Bradley Cooper didn’t win an Oscar, sh*t is just . But it’s true. It turns out that Bella Thorne was a member of a throuple that has now, sadly, just become a couple, and I have questions.  And lucky for you I also have a varying degree of correct answers that correlate directly to how much wine is left in my bottle. Let’s begin! Tana and I aren’t together anymore, pls stop asking. We love U guys ❤️ — BITCHIMBELLATHORNE (@bellathorne) February 26, 2019 So, in summation, Tana seems . Bella didn’t post about Tana on IG as much as she did about Mod Sun, which seems about right because this girl makes even Mod …

Is Lady Gaga In Love With Bradley Cooper? An Investigation Betches

Ever since Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper started doing press for A Star Is Born last fall, it’s been clear that they have a very special connection with each other. They both respect the work that the other does, and it also really seems like they could be f*cking. Or at least, it really seems like Lady Gaga wants to f*ck Bradley Cooper. The internet has been full of memes and jokes about them being in love for months now, and I’m here to look at what actually might be going on. Of course, I don’t actually know anything about any of this, so please don’t attack me in DMs. I’m just your average person with two eyes and access to the …

Every Kardashian Scandal That Was Definitely Concocted By Kris Jenner Betches

Jordyn Woods being excommunicated from the familyKylie calling out Travis Scott for cheating1. #JordynGate #JordynGateThe infamous hookup took place at a house party where CONVENIENTLY there is no photographic evidence of said hookup, just the word of a guy who thrives on messy drama. Also, what is the motive for Jordyn hooking up with Tristan? A half a million more Instagram followers? I would argue that Jordyn was already gaining fame as Kylie Jenner’s BFF. Wouldn’t it be easier to ride the coattails of your BFF’s fame through lavish paid vacations and lip kit deals rather than fake an orgasm with the Cavalier’s bench warmer? No, sh*t isn’t lining up here… EXHIBIT B: Keeping Up With The Kardashians 2. Stormi’s …

Why Do People Think Colton Underwood Lied About His Virginity? Betches

For the last six months, I’ve spent way more time than I care to admit focused on Colton Underwood’s virginity. From the moment he first appeared on Becca’s season of The Bachelorette (which feels like seven years ago), ABC and Mike Fleiss have been shoving Colton’s sexual history down Bachelor nation’s collective throats. From his relationship with Becca, to the drama in Paradise with Tia, to this never-ending season of The Bachelor, I think literally everyone in America has heard about Colton’s virginity. But what if Colton has been lying about his v-card the whole time? There’s new evidence, and we need to discuss. Back in February, TMZ posted a Snapchat photo of a young Colton Underwood, with a caption that proudly proclaims “I f*cked a big …

How To Drink More Water & Stay Hydrated Every Day Betches

Whenever there is anything wrong with me, the advice I always get is “drink more water.” A headache? Drink more water. Hungover? Drink more water. Broken leg? Drink more water. I used to think that it was my doctor’s mom’s way of shutting me up and dismissing my symptoms. But seriously, water has a plethora (*flips hair*) of benefits. It really is that bitch. Who knew! The benefits of drinking more water include increased energy and brain power, flushing out toxins, promoting weight loss and management, improving your skin (bye bye pimples), and tons of others. Needless to say, if there is anything  wrong with you, drink more water. But it can be v hard, so here are some tips …

An Investigation Into Who Is Leaking Kim Kardashian’s Looks Betches

While the past 24 hours have been completely taken over by the news of Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson hooking up (allegedly), that’s not all that’s been happening in the Kardashian universe. This week, Kim Kardashian has also been dealing with a scandal of her own, and I’m here to get to the bottom of it. In recent years, it’s become a huge trend for fast fashion websites like Fashion Nova and MissGuided to create inexpensive replicas of outfits that celebrities wear. The Kardashians and Jenners are some of the most-copied celebs, and these stores put in overtime to get the dupe designs up for sale as quickly as possible. Today, we’re talking about the biggest Kardashian mystery of 2019, …

What An Instagram Cleanse Taught Me About Myself Betches

As a self-proclaimed Instagram addict, I struggled harder than I thought I would after temporarily deactivating the app that basically legalized stalking. Bless up, Mike Krieger. However, like any sort of cleanse, (unless it’s a juice cleanse during which you are miserable the entire time), the longer I went on my Instagram cleanse, the less I craved it. And by “it,” I mean attention and validation from my followers. I’m aware that sounded very cult-esque, but tell me what Instagram is if not a raging cult with millions of followers? I’LL WAIT. Anyway, going without Instagram is like that episode of Broad City where both Abbi and Ilana’s phones break during the most epic rainbow and they are just like …

Did Kristen And Carter From ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Break Up? Betches

It was only a matter of time. The relationships on this season of Vanderpump Rules all seemed a little too stable. No one cheated on anyone else in front of an elderly patient. No one got a stripper pregnant in Vegas. Sure, Ariana and Lala had a drunken “moment” in the back of a car, but Sandoval seemed more turned on by that than anything else. High fives all around for girl-on-girl action! It truly seemed like these nearly middle-aged degenerates may have gotten their act together. Enter Kristen and Carter. On Monday night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, we were treated to some Crazy Kristen moments, the likes of which we have rarely seen since she screamed at her boss …

The Best Instagram Tributes To Karl Lagerfeld Betches

Early on Tuesday morning, news broke that Karl Lagerfeld passed away at 85. The Creative Director of both Fendi and Chanel for over 35 years, Karl Lagerfeld was always on the cutting edge of what was happening in fashion. His controversial designs and ad campaigns, along with his instantly recognizable personal style, made him one of the fashion industry’s ultimate icons. Rumors of health issues had been circulating in recent weeks, especially after Karl was absent from Chanel’s Spring Haute Couture show last month in Paris. Regardless, everyone was caught off guard with the news of his passing, and dozens of celebrities and fashion figures have offered heartfelt tributes. Here are some of the best Instagram tributes to Karl Lagerfeld, …

‘Vanderpump Rules Recap’: Krazy Kristen Is Back Betches

We open back up at SUR with Guillermo’s meeting, which we already saw last week. I’ll just copy and paste my account from last week’s recap: Guillermo is like, “I don’t need a DJ, I need a bus boy, but James keeps f*cking it up.” YIKES. Mans is SALTY. Get him some tequila and lime. Before getting up from the table he’s like “oh yeah and BTW I’m still looking for a DJ.” What about DJ Mickey? You mean Mickey isn’t killing it on the 1s and 2s during Spicy Tequila Tuesdays? James bursts into tears and Peter is just like “kill me this is so awkward get me tf outta here.” RT, Peter. So James is DJing at Pump…so basically …